My fine art course is coming to an end, at least the first year - Though it is nothing like what I wished, thought or hoped it was. Creative differences with tutors, lady relationships gone awry, and thinking of it I have not even been on here in years. I suppose it's the prospect of submitting work on here because I do not feel like keeping alot.

Meh anyway nearly a year to the day since I wrote a journal.

Good news being I'm collaborating on a film, with enough producers interested to possibly warrent funding and moolah! hoorah! May end up changing course (yet again) to second year film production. Heres hoping

... On another note I had a fight with a bear, kicked him in the dick - called him a prick and ran off up a tree. He followed me climbed the tree swiping at my arse, quickly I took off my trousers, threw them at him and he howled a howel sounding much like 'oh buggercrumpets' soon enough I was running around naked with the bear covered in torn jeans and shirt. Running to a river I jumped in, hit a rock-blood seeping into the icy cold. Finally struggling to the otherside, I came upon a large picnic full of nazi's. I soon found myself chased by these neo nazi bull-queers with such jeers as 'you got a perdy mouth' and 'You got perdy hair' til I ran back toward the river. The bear was there, risen from the stream. He looked angry - I quickly explained to him 'I'm sorry, but I'm being chased by nazi's who want to tap my ass, I'd be most greatful if you did not kill me til you help me kill them'
And so he did, he swiped, he mawed, he spat on the ground in anger, he wept. Soon all were dead, and me and the bear found a large cache of beer the nazi's had kept. We tapped it and I apolagised to him again. He said 'ahhh its in the past, plus I'm too worn out eating all the nazi's' So we got mightily drunk and sung songs of our victory over the nazis. We strapped a barrel of beers to his back and began our travels together as an adventurous duo in the backwater, unlikely places of England. The bear and the naked man

Soon to be published a collaborative effort to write the truthal accounts of the great mushroom binge of a few months ago.